tomorrow i will sit the last paper of my undergrad student-y life...
after this... i will be the one setting the exam papers.. mwahahaha. funtimes.
time to finish off this set of notes... print it off and start with the hardcore mugging (i spent yesterday daydreaming more than working... oops)
...
heh i'm thinking of setting up another site - for my drawings and photos and the like for advertising purposes so i can get round to selling them. think people will buy? or they'd just download and use em as wallpaper =.=
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
ideas ideas ideas
hmmmmm. i don't really have much motivation to study motivation - and the more bored i got the more i started thinking about things...
i refuse to go back to the old me... even if i'm returning to the 'old place' where the 'old me' was comfortable living in.
shall have to step up my game when i'm back in Singapore. get out of the comfort zone...'get involved' and all that jazz - even if the parents think i'm too busy or whatnot. (sorry. get used to it. i'm 22 already - and i need to remember to be me.)
so as a note to myself for the future:
STOP MOPING AND START DOING SOMETHING! DON'T BOTHER TOO MUCH WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OR WORRY ABOUT THE HURDLES YOU NEED TO CROSS TILL YOU REACH THEM. GOD WILL PROVIDE.
i refuse to go back to the old me... even if i'm returning to the 'old place' where the 'old me' was comfortable living in.
shall have to step up my game when i'm back in Singapore. get out of the comfort zone...'get involved' and all that jazz - even if the parents think i'm too busy or whatnot. (sorry. get used to it. i'm 22 already - and i need to remember to be me.)
so as a note to myself for the future:
STOP MOPING AND START DOING SOMETHING! DON'T BOTHER TOO MUCH WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OR WORRY ABOUT THE HURDLES YOU NEED TO CROSS TILL YOU REACH THEM. GOD WILL PROVIDE.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
lol look what i found...
i bet i'll have examples of my own to put up in a couple of years time... lol!
The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
Saturday, May 08, 2010
i really should be doing work
instead i'm watching vids about little boys dreaming of circus snails...
and colour monsters
Bave Circus from DuDuF on Vimeo.
and colour monsters
Blip from Sean Mullen on Vimeo.
Thursday, May 06, 2010
Monday, May 03, 2010
Sunday, May 02, 2010
this is genius
-esp if you know the people in the vid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p39zyjlw88c
(they blocked embedding... sorry peeps =P)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p39zyjlw88c
(they blocked embedding... sorry peeps =P)
Saturday, May 01, 2010
suay/ pekchek day
here we go...
little or no sleep
+
lots and lots of stats that i just can't wrap my head around for the exam next tuesday
+
bittersweet news
+
not getting as much as i wanted done
+
getting chased out of the lab at 5pm cos the building's gonna be locked down
+
RAIN... and i mean RAIN... like singapore style - not to mention it's cold
+
getting drenched while walking to the library... searching for quite some time to find a place to try to finish up the thought process that got interrupted
+
forgetting completely about the no food and drink rule - bringing my leftover lunch in - getting caught & details taken down... and probably being fined 5 pounds
+
freezing while walking home cos i was almost totally wet
MEH.
and then there's still more stats to do.... cos i haven't grasped it completely yet
nooooooo. can the day just end so i can have a happier one? RAWR.
little or no sleep
+
lots and lots of stats that i just can't wrap my head around for the exam next tuesday
+
bittersweet news
+
not getting as much as i wanted done
+
getting chased out of the lab at 5pm cos the building's gonna be locked down
+
RAIN... and i mean RAIN... like singapore style - not to mention it's cold
+
getting drenched while walking to the library... searching for quite some time to find a place to try to finish up the thought process that got interrupted
+
forgetting completely about the no food and drink rule - bringing my leftover lunch in - getting caught & details taken down... and probably being fined 5 pounds
+
freezing while walking home cos i was almost totally wet
MEH.
and then there's still more stats to do.... cos i haven't grasped it completely yet
nooooooo. can the day just end so i can have a happier one? RAWR.
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